45th wedding anniversary - THIS IS NOT MY WORK

A married couple in their 60s were out celebrating their 45th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table
and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and
for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant
you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra!?--
two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her
hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment
and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity
like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic
stick and - abracadabra! -- the husband became 96 years old.

The moral of this story...
Men might be ungrateful idiots...
But fairies are female...

Contributed by: Carl Estes